November 2011
11 posts
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Teachers 1 v. Jessica 0
San Diego, CA
I am certain that humans are naturally depraved. Nothing has convinced me more of this than my relationship with teachers.
I once called my eighth grade teacher a F***ing B****.
You know how the Bible talks about being dead in your sin. Well sometimes I debate within my heart as to when the good Lord truly made me alive. Was it when I repeated after my mom to ask Jesus into my...
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Introducing: Boss Lady
San Diego, CA
I have a boss lady. Her name is Jen. For about the last couple of years, Jen has been one of the most influential kicks in the butt of my life. There is no topic relevant to me that she is unwilling or unable to give advice on. Period. The woman is unstoppable. Mother of three under the age of four, MBA, ball-buster at a defense consulting company, wife to deployed Navy doctor and...
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Teachers v. Jessica
San Diego, CA
I am certain that humans are naturally depraved. Nothing has convinced me more of this than my relationship with teachers.
I believe High School fosters an ample opportunity for humor. This primarily occurs when your teacher is funny. I once had a Star Wars loving, nerdy, music teacher who was just that. Funny. Unfortunately, like most male teachers, I challenged him (insert...
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A Glass of Wine with Osama bin Laden
San Diego, CA
I tend to be passionate; hence this blog and its scandalous title. I also tend to be, what appears to some as, irreverent. So sometimes, I am passionately irreverent or irreverently passionate. When Obama bin Laden died, I became one of the two, via Facebook and Twitter. I searched comical tweets about bin Laden and began copying and pasting them to my Facebook status update. I was...
Jesus Joke
There’s this joke. It’s a corking thrill of a joke, my favorite actually. I first heard it at church from my youth pastor, who happens to be one of the funnier men I know. To write it out would suffice it none, but I will laconically express that it involved the last supper and Jesus making fun of Judas. Upon its delivery, the crowd, including myself roared with laughter. Who doesn’t like a...
